rpgmaker:

i hate!!!!!!!!!! that superior attitude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that so many people on this website have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via pie-burgers-demonblood)

seraphinemorgenstern:

It is legit the most depressing thing ever knowing that I’m going to have to endure the next week and half knowing that everybody apart from myself will know how TID ends.

(Source: dominiquemorgenstern, via edmundherondale)

Do you ever just wonder why all the people you follow post about their dogs and other amazingly ordinary stuff and make it sound suddenly so colorful and unbelievable and freaking awesome that you just sit there and contemplate why you even graduated elementary when you have the brain of a DUCK.

I mean, this usually happens in school. But come on.

vampirevvekend:

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

(via rudy--steiner)

leafeon420:

Do you ever see your otp and aggressively whisper, you adorable little shits

(via damnyoujacewayland)

anotherdoctorwhofangirl:

one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i said YES give me and she let me take a huge swig and this is why i have trust issues

(Source: pie-burgers-demonblood, via damnyoujacewayland)

damnyoujacewayland:

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

(via damnyoujacewayland)

• Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
• Hazel Grace: "Sure."
• Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
• Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
• Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
• Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
• Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
• Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
• Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."